Overheard in the Halls

“It smells like shredded chicken sandwiches!”

“Did you know that biting your nails gives you warts?”

Student: “I’m not listening to anyone who doesn’t have hair on their head.”

Teacher: “What are you talking about?! 90% of your hair is weave.”

*Teacher plays a new bell sound option super loudly while cackling.*

“They are dumb children.”

“Did you just tell me you’re in love with your cousins???”

“Someone smells like Italian subs.”

“Why isn’t it doing the thingy?”

“Spank it!”