“Oh, you stink! Close your mouth.”
“She broke up with me because there was too much drama. But there’s always going to be drama because I’m going to be famous.”
*disappointedly* “nooooooo--” *excited* “YEAHHHHHH!!!”
“Did you know that if you take the word ‘skateboard,’ take away the first two letters, take away the last letter, and flip it around, it’s a very bad spelling of the word ‘pinata?’”
Kid A: “For a second I thought my pencil was, like, crawling…”
Kid B: “Are you high?”
Kid A: “I wish!”
“I did heroin.” (They were talking about a book!)
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